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So this happened at Subway the other day

  • Me wearing my Pizza John shirt at subway:

  • Sandwich Artist:

    Who's that guy?

  • Me:

    Um... John Green.

  • Sandwich Artist:

    I've heard that name before. Is he like running for president?

  • Me:

    No.. He wrote some books. You've probably heard of The Fault In Our Stars.

  • Sandwich Artist:

    oh yeah. That thing . Well he should run for president. I'd vote for him, since I take it from your shirt he's a pizza fan. I'm pro pizza.

drdavidbrinner:

drdavidbrinner:

Today in gym class we were doing major climbing and halfway up this girl freezes and goes “I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT”

so some dude yells “MY AUNT SAID DAT AT HER WEDDIN’ BUT SHE MARRIED DAT FINE-ASS DOCTOR AND NOW SHE RICH AS HELL” 

the girl did it. truly inspiring.

I should add that it was a shrimpy 5’1 Indian boy nobody had ever heard talk before who was apparently from the deep south. 

(Source: megachikorita)

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